BREAKING NEWS! The practice at Liverpool Football Club was delayed almost two hours yesterday after a player found an unknown powdery substance on the training facilities. Manager Brendan Rodgers immediately suspended training and called the police. After a complete analysis the Police forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents concluded the players were unlikely to encounter the substance again in the opening game against Stoke City FC. Further analysis will be made next week to conclude how this will effect the season and if an introduction program is needed.
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Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:42 pm
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